(posted with satire)...
I'm wanted by the FBI. At least...that's what I have been told via several emails today. "Agent Jerry Kurt" said I've been involved in fraudulent online activity. Apparently because of federal budget cuts, the suits can't come to my home...they just email! The good news is...I can resolve the "issue" by clicking on a link and sending money. What's sad is that 'Agent Kurt' don't... speak... English... all that good! In fact, he kinda sucks...can't spell either. Come and get me 'Agent Kurt.' I'm now a fugitive on the run....Maybe they'll make a movie!