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Sunday, August 20, 2017

Notice to readers: I plan to win the Powerball - work Thursday is 'iffy'

It's a routine work day at Wellsville Regional News. Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday will also be typical work days. Why? I did not win the Powerball. However, the good vibes, coupled with the solar eclipse and my desperate need to catch a break, tells me my luck is about to change. After I win Wednesday night, I'm not sure about Thursday. I also have a good idea of who my friends, family and extended family are...so no trying to tell me you are my long lost brother or distant relative!(I miss my unknown brother)! FYI - two of the lucky numbers will be 13 & 19.
To those who say - 'This isn't a news story" I say, you are correct! But when you are about to win a half BILLION dollars...